笑える注意書き集です。このような注意書きは、きっと本当に注意書きにあるような間違った使い方をして、製造会社を訴えた人がいるんでしょうね。
猫を乾かそうと思って電子レンジに入れて死なせてしまったという話は有名ですが・・・。でも、下の注意書きリストの中にもある「洋服を着たままアイロンをかけないでください。」というのは、実は私、やったことがあります。外出する直前で洋服を脱ぐ時間もなく、洋服と体の間にタオルを入れてアイロンをあてたんですが・・・熱くてヤケドするかと思いまし（＾＾；；
ところでスパム対策をしてコメント機能をまた使えるようにしましたので、今回から、よろしかったらコメントくださいね。
台湾製毛布
トルネードから身を守るために使わないように
Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
毛染め
アイスクリームのトッピングとしては使えません。
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
ビーチボール
注意：人命救助の道具ではありません。
Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
チェーンソー
手でチェーンを止めようとしないでくさい。
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
コードレス・フォンの仕様書
電話の上でキャンドルに火をつけないでください。
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.
手で持って使うマッサージ器具
寝ている時や意識のない時に使わないでください。
Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!
Nytol睡眠薬
注意：眠くなるかもしれません
On Nytol Sleep Aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
“Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.”
“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
TRAFFIC SIGNS:
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
Exit Sign in China
UNCLEAR POWER PLANT
A detour sign in Japan:
STOP. Drive sideways.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from
toilet.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Zantac 75 （胃の薬）
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.
Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Electric Cattle Prod
For use on animals only.
Knife sharpening stone
Warning: knives are sharp!
Rat Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Sign at a railroad station
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Remove plastic before eating.
Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.
Bus Stop
No stopping or standing.
Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Credit card statement.
Payment is due by the due date.
Laundromat triple washer
No small children.
Can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.
T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Label on a hammer
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Depend Adult Diapers
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Box of Frosted Cheerio's
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close:
place tab here."
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium